Thursday, January 16, 2014

Roll In The Hay

Back in the day, when dinosaurs walked the earth and Nixon was President, we lived in Germany.  My father was in the Army, and we were in the Army, too.  We lived on the post where my father worked, and because of that, everything was within walking distance to our building.  In fact, the post movie theater was right next door, if you crawled through the hole in the fence. We did this every Monday night, sometimes more.  Monday was the night the theater screened children's movies.

The parents in our building would give their children a dollar and send us on our way.  A dollar would get us a ticket, a small popcorn, and a drink.  About twenty of us kids would troop over, and we would all sit in the very front row.  Then we would discuss the movie on the quick walk home, and continue our discussions on the bus to school the next morning.

In the summer, when we didn't have school, I would often go to the movies by myself.  My parents thought nothing of it.  Most of the time they didn't even know what was showing, and neither did I.  I just checked out the poster to make sure that it wasn't too scary looking.  One of these nights, the movie Young Frankenstein was being screened.  It was rated PG, but the guy at the ticket office didn't even bat an eye when I purchased a ticket.  I suppose that I looked big for a nine year old.

I was familiar with Frankenstein, so I was expecting a horror movie.  Boy, was I surprised!  I enjoyed the film, even though I didn't understand most of what was happening. I loved Marty Feldman's facial expressions and Peter Boyle's singing.  Much of the script flew over my head, however. There were a great many double entendres, you see. I had no idea what a double entendre happened to be.   For instance, when Gene Wilder is helping Terri Garr out of the wagon and he comments "What knockers!", I had no idea they were talking about breasts.  I thought they were talking about the actual door knockers.  Terri Garr singing about rolling in the hay?  I thought she was singing about playing in the hay, not [air quotes]playing[air quotes] in the hay.  My mom, on the other hand, quickly asked me to stop singing "Roll, Roll, Roll in the hay!" as I dressed for school the next day. 

I was suddenly popular, because kids my age weren't supposed to see PG movies without a parent.  There might have been things in that movie that could have stunted my emotional growth, after all. (Jaws was rated PG when it first came out, for those who need context.)  I may not have understood most of the movie, but I was perfectly willing to bask in the brief glow of fleeting fourth grade fame.

Many years later, with the invention of the BetaMax, my parents purchased a copy of Young Frankenstein.  I watched it again and again, as a sixteen year old, and this time I actually got the jokes.  All of them.  I've been a Mel Brooks fan ever since.


Mama’s Losin’ It

1.) A movie you loved as a child.

9 comments:

  1. Abby Normal! My first rated PG movie at the theater had Gene Wilder too...Silver Streak!

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    1. Gene Wilder is a comic genius, I've always said. Even his hair is hilarious!

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  2. I am a huge Mel Brooks fan too! I'm almost afraid to admit it, but Blazing Saddles is one of my all time favorites.

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    1. I love Blazing Saddles! There is no way that movie would have been made today, but dang, it is funny!

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  3. I've seen various Mel Brooks but honestly still haven't sat down to watch Young Frankenstein. I'll have to go make that happen!

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    1. I've seen that movie hundreds of times over the years, and I keep finding something new. How many movies can you say that about?

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  4. James Bond was the one to see in sixth grade for my group. So tame compared to what plays now.

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  5. Oh my goodness, that's just too funny. How cool to have been able to walk to the movie and bask in your 4th grade limelight! I've never even seen that movie, but think Mel Brooks is pretty funny! I shared about one of my favorite childhood movies, but mine was a cartoon. hahahaha

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  6. I would have been FAR too much of a scaredy cat to watch anything other than PG!

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