Friday, January 14, 2011

Does A Mental "I Told You So" Count?

My husband has been ill these past 48 hours. He has been spending a lot of time in the bathroom, if you can imagine. Well, I would advise against imagining that.

When you have a stomach bug, you don't keep stuffing your face. You drink s lot of water or gatorade, but you don't eat much. If you do have to eat, you eat very bland food, like saltine crackers or plain toast or plain white rice. Stuff that won't make things inside you worse. Prolonging the agony is not the name of the game. Unless you like that sort of thing. Ew.

So I walk into the kitchen this evening to find Larry about to cook himself ham and eggs.

"You can't eat that, Larry," I told him. "You will regret it. A lot."

"What? It's just eggs!" Larry said. I just looked at him, eyebrows raised, then turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

Twenty minutes later, a very unhappy husband rushes past me on his way to the bathroom. I did not say a word. I did, however, think it.

"I heard that!" he yelled at the top of the stairs.

6 comments:

  1. This is SO funny! Poor guy.. I just hope the stomach bug passed out of his system soon! I am now following you thanks to Friendly Friday, and it would be so nice if you could share the love back on my blog;)
    Also today we have the coolest blog hop there is... no rules just fun and would love you to join in with us at Boost My Blog Friday :) See you there! Happy Friday!

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  2. I know I shouldn't laugh at your hubby's misfortune, but that is funny right there.
    Glad I am not the only one.

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  3. Awww! I hope he feels better soon! haha!

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  4. I just found you using friendly Friday. Nice to meet you. :)
    Sarah

    http://madisonurbans.blogspot.com/

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  5. LOL, Silly Man! I just got over that bug myself..Eggs & Ham...oh boy!

    I am stopping by from the Friendly Friday Blog Hop, and so glad too. I am now your newest follower.

    Anna

    Hope you can visit my blog too. I am #122 and #123 in the blog hop!

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  6. I feel hubbie's pain....just getting over a stomach bug myself. And no, you can't eat right away. Hope he's feeling better soon.

    Visiting via blog hop and following as well.

    Come visit when you get a chance.

    http://jewelzfrontporch.blogspot.com

    Jewel

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