Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Who Passed the Gas?

Zane and I are alone, sitting on the couch watching Monsters, Inc. Zane passes gas. We taught him to say "gas" instead of anything else--we thought it was the most socially appropriate. So when my son passed gas, I expected him to announce that he "had gas". Zane did not do this.

So I said, "Did you pass gas?" Zane, my lovely two year old son, looks me in the eye and says "No."

"You didn't pass gas?" I ask again.

"No," comes the reply.

"Then who passed gas?"


Poor Daddy--not even in the room!

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