I
really, really hate it when I see someone speeding in a place where I
got caught speeding. I feel singled out. Like I am the only person ever
given a ticket on this particular stretch of road. Hmph. Darn cop was probably on the lookout for me. If I am getting a
ticket, everybody else who speeds at that particular intersection should get a ticket. I have not even seen that cop car sitting there since I got a ticket!
Why do the soccer uniforms for the USA team make them look like gondoliers in Venice? Who thought that would be a good idea? I'm not even the least bit fashionable, and even I know that horizontal stripes are a bad idea unless you weigh less than a toothpick. And even then, it's an iffy thing. I don't know why clothing designers try to foist that stuff on us, except as a cruel joke. They make the clothing smaller so it doesn't fit, and then put horizontal stripes on it so we will feel bad about ourselves and buy lots of diet products. I may be on to something...
Why
do cats have to claim whatever you are reading? I've had cats lay down
on newspapers, magazines, books, even pamphlets. If I am paying attention to it, a cat shows up and plants their butt on it. But the cake was taken
today when my cat Pounce claimed my Kindle. She just got in my lap and laid down right on top of my reading!
I saw this e-card, and I thought of all of you! And, of course, now I am hungry...
I have
elevens. I haven't been watching
This is Spinal Tap. When you have a lot
of pain, such as migraines, you often furrow your brow. Over time, two
lines tend to form between your eyebrows, marking you. Some people only have a one instead of an eleven. It's like a secret club. Do you have elevens? Does all this sound like a commercial for Direct TV, where you're not supposed to attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Schifly?
We may be hitting the
beach for a couple of days this summer, and I would like to have a
pedicure to go with my pasty white skin. I don't usually get pedicures, but I am going to spoil myself, dammit! So, when one gets a
pedicure, is it best to go with the colored nails or the French
manicure? If colored nails, should you go demure or bold? My tendency
is toward bold, edgy colors, such as purple. But that sort of polish
tends to chip more quickly, in my experience. Also, should I disguise
my hammer toe with a catchy silver ring? Minus the snakes, of course! (Those are not my feet. My husband would divorce me if I had snakes on my feet. Well, after he woke up from his faint.)
I am randomly going to be swinging by
Stacy's place today. Join me!
