Just 'Cuz

"Zane, stop throwing your toys at the television."

"Why?"

"Because you'll break it."

"Why?"

"Because it's a television and it's not made by Fisher Price."

"Why?"

"Because they don't make televisions."

"Why?"

"Because they are busy making other toys."

"Why?"

"AAARGH!!!! Stop saying that!"

"Why?"

(face palm)

"Why you do that, Mama?"

"Because you're driving me crazy, son."

"Why?"

(Rips out hair)

Please, please, PLEASE, somebody tell me that this is a very short phase of development. I am afraid that I am going to start hitting myself in the head out of frustration...and never stop!