Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Closet Monster is Alive and Well

My room at age five was a typical child's room.  My bed was in a corner, my toybox in another, and my clothes and everything else was in my closet.  What looked perfectly benign by day, however, became horrific at night, when the lights were turned off.  Even with a small night light in my room, the shadows formed dark shapes.  Shapes that occasionally seemed to move ever closer to my bed.  And the largest dark shape was the doorway to my closet, which inevitably was open when I woke up in the middle of the night.

Children's brains are not machines of logic.  Children's brains are fueled by the imagination, and my five year old imagination was pretty powerful.  That open closet door became a hungry maw of darkness with tendrils of shadow snaking out to snatch a sleeping child's foot.  I would end up screaming for my parents.  If my mom came in, she would just shut the closet door and my problem would be solved.  If my dad came in, he would decide that I needed to toughen up, and he would leave the closet door open.  There was no way that I would even briefly consider climbing from the safety of my bed and shutting the closet myself.  The second that I put my foot on the floor, the Monster Under the Bed would be grabbing at my ankle, and who needed that sort of excitement?  My only alternative was to cover my entire body with my blankets, except my face, and watch the darkness of the open closet door for movement.  At least until I fell asleep again.

As I got older, I got better at closing my closet door before I went to sleep.  If I had watched a particularly scary movie prior to sleep, I would put a chair in front of the closet as an additional warning system.  The night my mother and I watched The Exorcist on television, there were two chairs in front of my closet.  In my late teens, before I graduated from high school, I started to think that perhaps I was being a little silly with my closet concerns.  Perhaps there really wasn't a reason to be afraid.  Maybe it was just all in my head. 

And then I saw the movie Poltergeist.  Have you seen that movie?  Do you know what that closet does to that poor family?   I decided that I wasn't quite as insane as I thought, to be so concerned about closets.  After all, there was a decent chance that there might be a portal underneath my dresses.

And then I read the Stephen King short story, The Boogeyman.  Stephen King basically confirmed everything about closets that I had ever been afraid of in that story.  It was almost as if HE were afraid of open closets too!  (He also said that he didn't like to let his foot hang over the edge of the bed, either, "just in case"!)  If the Master of Horror is scared of closets, maybe there's a good reason?

As if all that weren't enough, my son and I were just watching his current favorite show My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera.  There was a segment about a little girl and her room.  The paranormal team was asking what was in the closet, and they got an EVP of a voice saying "It's a monster." 

Am I still afraid of closets?  Yep.  I have to have all of the closets in the house closed up tight before I go to sleep.  That's not so bad, right?  There are probably worse things to be afraid of.  Like cockroaches.  




3.) Something that scared you when you were young…are you still afraid?

Mama’s Losin’ It

13 comments:

  1. The closet thing must tap into some primitive "dark cave" response or something. Both my boys have very specific closet requirements before going to bed at night.

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    1. It must be part of everyone's DNA--that collective unconscious thing.

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  2. That EVP thing is beyond scary. i shall be boarding up m closet!!!

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    1. Yes, the more I thought about that, the more creeped out I became. My husband has learned to keep his laughter to himself, thankfully!

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  3. I've seen just enough snippits of those scary movies to NEVER watch them in full. Once they get in my head I become a nightmare to live with. Kind of like you with your closets. ;)

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    1. True, but the fear of closets happened before I saw those movies, which is sorta weird, now that I think about it.

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  4. I only just recently stopped sleeping with the closet door shut for these very same reasons. The only reason I stopped shutting the closet door is because to open more space in our room, we removed a closet door and have the dirty clothes bin half-in/half-out of the closet. I still don't like looking at the closet when the lights are out though.

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    1. Just make sure that the pile of dirty clothes is tall enough that it blocks the closet a bit. And throw some squeaky objects on the floor, just as an early warning system.

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  5. I was never afraid of closets but the dark in general. I always thought there were creepy crawlies waiting to get me when I wasn't paying attention. How do you make yourself watch scary movies. They bring me nightmares for weeks.

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    1. I make myself see some horror movies because I get mad at myself for being scared, so I try to face my fears that way. It's weird, I know!

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  6. I love that you just keep on watching the scary stuff anyway. How do you feel about what lies behind a drawn shower curtain? ;)

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    1. Yeah, you know...I now have a glass shower door for that VERY reason! That's me, watching scary movies with one eye open...

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  7. Poltergeist - never seen it. EVP voices freak me OUT! Monsters in the closet, wow this post brings back memories of my fear of my night time closet as a kid. Now, I have a pretty teeny tiny closet by most women's standards. Not scary at all. I guess that's the upside to having a teeny tiny closet!

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