Friday, August 9, 2013

Mrs. Worthington's Mincemeat

The judges were effusive:

Such a sublime melding!

Brandy,

raisins,

citrus,

and beef!

And then the last judge

bit down on a tooth,

Resulting in disqualification

For the unsanitary use of Mr. W.


Prompt: 33 words using the word tooth.  For the record, I dislike mincemeat.

31 comments:

  1. Well, looking on the bright side, probably just as well it wasn't a toenail :))

    Really enjoyed this! Poor Mr. Worthington :))

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  2. Bwahahaha!!! I love mince meat, but I'm not keen on eating it at this moment for some reason!

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    1. I do not blame you! Thank you for reading!

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  3. If only she had been more careful with the parts she added to the mix, she could have won that prize! ;-)

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  4. I never cared for mincemeat at all...and apparently with good reason! This is a hoot.

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    1. Thanks! My dad loves mincemeat, but he is the only one in the family, and is regularly outvoted!

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    1. Rules are rules. Those judges are hardcore! Thanks for reading.

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  6. Another reason to be a veghead. Oh, I've said that before. lol Anyhoo, girl you are wicked, and that's why I will show up on the regular.

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  7. Reminds me of fried green tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe for some reason...

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    1. I have been meaning to read that! Thanks for the reminder, and for reading.

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  8. The al prize was no more Mr. Worthington, right? Tight, humourous writing, Tina! Very well done. :)

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    1. "The real prize......."...........my "e" and "r" iPad keys are almost non-functional. Sorry. :(

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    2. No worries--I have some experience with nonfunctional keys. Thanks for reading!

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  9. Oh no Tina!!!!!! In case I was on the fence as to whether mincemeat was gross or not! ;)

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    1. P.S. But you do know I still love your creative mind,right?

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    2. I sure do! And you make me smile. Thank you!

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  10. A wickedly delicious take on the prompt. :) Well done!

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  11. Can't stop giggling. I love this! Well done!

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  12. Oh, my! Poor judge...and poor Mr. W. I like the unexpected ending :)

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  13. Ahahaha! Perfect. And that last line was amazing. How very Hannibal Lecteresque!

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  14. Excellent! Love the Hannibal meets Masterchef vibe. Great take on the prompt!

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    1. I had the munchies while writing. Thanks for reading!

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