Saturday, May 25, 2013

Confessions of the Shark That Bit Me

I confess

Great delight I take

in a fine prime rib

with a side of langosteens

savored with a sturdy cabernet.

I do not care for seal

Their flesh sticks in my teeth.




On now to our weekend challenge.  This weekend we are asking for a thirty-three word confession.  You're free to write non-fiction or fiction or to blur the lines in between.  No, I haven't been bitten by a shark.  Unless you count the land loving kind.


21 comments:

  1. I don't care for seal, either but, I care for this story! Well done! You've got me wanting some prime rib now!

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    1. I always want prime rib, unfortunately!

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  2. I'll stick with catfish (:

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    1. I like catfish too! It's genetic, I think. Thanks for reading!

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  3. Wonderful. Love the unexpected ending :))

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  4. Prime rib - yummy! Seal? I'll take your word for it :)

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  5. Or, rather, I'll take the shark's word for it :)

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    1. The Discovery channel says sharks like seals, but I don't think anyone has ever asked a shark! Thanks for reading!

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  6. Prime rib v seal .... now there's a dilemma.
    A great read.

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  7. lol !
    they make baby seal ice cream ...true story. nutritiondata.com

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    1. Awww! I don't think that I could stomach that, even if I were a shark. Thank you for reading!

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  8. Great read.

    barbara @ allmylivesnow.blogspot.com

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  9. Ha! Love your quirkiness here. Thanks for linking up. Remember to head back to vote. Polls are open.

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    1. I was going for quirky, so at least I accomplished something. Glad that you visited!

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  10. Too funny ;-) The idea of a shark with a glass of wine made me giggle...

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    1. I kept thinking of Bruce the Shark from the movie Finding Nemo, trying to figure out how to use the corkscrew!

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