Sunday, December 26, 2010

If You Really Are What You Eat...

...I should be mostly chocolate by now. Rich, creamy, smooth, delicious chocolate, with lots of those happy endorphins that make you think you're in love. Chocolate doesn't care if it's a bit larger than it should be, either.

Mostly chocolate, with a little bit of shiraz wine thrown in. Okay, who are we kidding? It would be a little more than a "little bit"!

Just sayin'.


  1. So, um... can I lick you? Since you're chocolate now?

  2. I'm game! I'd lick myself, but that would be odd, I suppose.

  3. I think I would be a big fat turkey with a heaping side of mashed potatoes!


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